He Fell Over

I've almost just crippled myself by falling out of the bath. I was stood up in the bath removing the last of the soap suds off my legs prior to starting to dry myself when I slipped and ended up falling sideways out of the bath. Luckily, I managed to brace myself on the sink before falling all the way to the deck but ended up stumbling halfway across the bathroom before regaining my balance. I've skinned the bottom knuckle of my left thumb and have badly grazed the rear of my right knee. But, aside form the embarassment factor, it could've been much, much worse.