Meme

TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
It changes every hour and is currently set to:

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Four.

Q. How many computers do you have in your house?
Five.

BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Both of my big toe nails.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My Dad; he fell out of his wheelchair.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not in a fight, no. But, I've been knocked out with anaesthetic.

BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
As cool an idea as it would be I would imagine I would freak out and try to avoid it as it got closer. So, no, I'd prefer not to know.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't.

Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes, paper to keep secrets when younger.

DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
I've already done that.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
Maybe the left one.

Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000?
You'd have to take my PC and internet access away and that'd drive me nuts; so, no, I couldn't do that.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
It'd be scary for the readers; but I'd do it.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1000?
Yeah, why not. As long as there were suitable quantities of water etc available afterwards.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
I'm tempted to say 'No', but the truth is that if the person truly deserved to die then 'Yes'. But, it would have to be proven unequivocally that the person deserved their fate. Maybe a Child Molester or Rapist.

DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket?
It's empty.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it, so I don't know.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of shoes/trainers do you own?
Five, maybe Six.

LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you?
My Brother-In-Law, Russell, with a non-PC joke.

Q: Last person who called you?
My Auntie.

Q: Last person you hugged?
My Sister-In-Law. It was her birthday yesterday.